Ayee I'm Kevin... Known for being insane, annoying, and even a little inappropriate. Don't hate or descriminate. weeee:D
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: fuck-yeahhiphop)
The coke…. plus I was raised to “drop it liek its hot” which includes grabbin dat stripper pole like i own it and shake it a little. plus every time my pimp kicks my ass fo robbin dat motha fucka… i lose a few IQ points (whateva da fuqq that is)… Every night i wake up in an alley way… or a gutter (some nights i get lucky enough to wake up chained to a strange mans bed) and im forced to shake my money makeers for ANYTHING that breathes because FACE IT noone will ever love my slut porn star hooker ass and I have to accept that… I mean theres no point in having sex with me, because by now its just like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, and to be honest, my face looks like a ballsack… but if you find that sexy I will be at the Marriott til 12. bring money and a subway sandwich. thankyou:)
(Source: duke-gaga)
(Source: kristinejang)
(Source: v0dka-b4rbies)
I look better in it anyway(;
(Source: fuckmenumb)
Yea Sofie does want my PENIS… I first realized it that one night; i ended up getting roofied and woke up handcuffed to a bed with her laying next to me holding a prostitutes severed head and a whip, I then realized shit got serious.
(Source: time-fucked)
